Saturday, December 18, 2010

Food Stain Removal Guide

Quick tip from a busy mum.

Happen if your kiddos spill ketchup or soy sauce on their pretty shirts, never go bleach straight away - it will turn red and the stain will stick permanently while damaging the fabric and fading the colour. Go to the kitchen, smear a few drops of liquid dishwasher to it and rub under running water. Voila! Food stains are supposed to be washed with dishwasher pronto. New stain will be easier to wash.


Bah!

Friday, December 3, 2010

ORANG HILANG

Hilang Lok...

MEK GIK GAGO NGIKAT POPIA K X'MAS. HUHU... HILANG LOK...

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

KACHH....Ko Ada???

Hi. Long time no news. Maybe busy or just simply lazy, hehe...


Right now I feel OLD. By that I mean verrrry old. I'm sure all of us ever had the experience of watching your nephews and nieces grow up from diapers clad to skinny jeans age. I have my fair share, my dad has 6 grandsons and 4 girlfriends. Other than that my main family tree are very close so my first cousins kids are practically my own 'fruity children' too.



I remember this girl as an ever cute and adorable one. Her dad is my big cousin, we are always close at heart I can really call him my own brother. She's the first-born, her mom and dad are good-looking people (well, it runs in the family). Her mum was a kumang and her dad can cause butterfly fluttering in your belly. Very short, stands at 5 feet tall, a very petite figure with a very sweet complexion. When she was little, I'd put her on my lap which I doubt I can still do. Love to hug and smell her until the time when she no longer follows her parents to visit. When kids grow up, we tend to miss their presence, they go their own ways until one fine day you realise they became adult.



At this moment I'm very proud of her, very driven and determined. A very strong and confident young woman. My hope is for her to succeed in whatever she does in her life. I want all the best things to happen to her, let her live the dream life I wanted for myself so that one day I can tell my daughter 'look at kakak Tasha, she made it'. So world, I'm damn proud of my niece, Natasha Charmaine Rickson. She recently won the Miss Borneo Beautiful 2010 pageant. Against all odds, being short and all, she is a jewel sparkling brightly.



So there friends, you know why I'm so silent lately, the growing kids made me emo. My girl growing up and my niece grown up---duh. I feel old... I feel old... Maybe I AM OLD.




Now enough... lets see her so many pix I pinyam from her FB.






















Friday, October 15, 2010

SPERMA MAN

haha tak jadi pencen, Najib kasi elaun pencen so nak pencen tua la. Blogging sampai beruban. Apalah alkisah arini? OK... merujuk kepada tajuk di atas, I have an essay to write.

Tapi memandangkan hamba sungguh pemalas maka hamba pendekkan cerita kepada beberapa siri. Starts with...

SEX CATERING

overheard somewhere at airport cafeteria.

makcik A : laki si MIMI ada skandal lahh.... lama dah, tu hal la so sedih all the time.
makcik B : sapa? kita kenal kah?
A - ala.....seketeri dia la, sexy Betty tuh!
B - oh wau!!! in that case she provides sex catering. well kind of Monica Lewinsky-ish.

ME ; ---smile---


SPERMA MAN

you all know my baby Joy is a mouthful right now. One time we brought her to a game floor in a supermarket. Main kuda statik token 50 sen rides, main street fighter machine, drift king race an so on... so when we parents had enough already and the kids screaming wanting more, we had to sweeten our way with ice cream offer. then we go for McD's ice cream and swhile we sit and wait for movie time, bah suddenly Joy shouted out loud, made people laugh and adults give us unwanted stares.

Mommy!!!! SPERMA MAN!!!

lama lah mak fikir2, until one time my eyes stop at one candy shop, there it was, the great SUPER MAN. anak aku... berik malu sungguh.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

for all the tiredness and laziness in my life, I'm tempted to quit blogging or just stick to diary blogging like before.

Monday, September 20, 2010

MOVIE EXPERIENCE

Hi you all....How's raya? Ada have fun? Your kiddos kaya raya hari raya ka kumpul angpau? haha... As for me I had fun WORKING in a very spooky empty building for so many of you cuti raya for 2 weeks. Sunyinya.......

Ok back to said topic, my JOY sudah ada extra resume lah, watching movie in the theatre itself! Not any movie, she debuted with PIRANHA! Tapi too bad we entered the theatre a few minutes late so lampu dah padam, she screamed her head off - MOMBOKKKKKK!!!!! LoLz. But the after a few minutes she settled and sitting at MrVai's lap she savoured her unlimited popcorns and a large Wa [coke]. Not long into the movie she made the audience laugh hard when she screamed - eeeChak!!! again LoLz. But I'm proud of her for being brave because while many girls in the room closed their eyes JOY was all eyes and at awe with the huge screen and loud sound.

Talking about PIRANHA you people know I'm a DVD addict and can go on a long run 'hilang' sekejap menagih movie. As a true hunter I always get the kind of DVD version most of you mere mortals can only hope to have, so to say I can sometimes or most of the time dig out uncensored version. That mafaka PIRANHA you see in theatre had been chopped and diced to small fine or microscopic portions. You don't get to see the awesome parts like the 'boobs shaggin-naked duyung pair under the fibreglass boat, tequila on belly button/lick salt sprinkled on tummy and bla-bla-bla. Oh and also even the piranha tak teringin nak makan dick of the major asshole of a guy, kena muntah balik. Plus....Plus the cool part when cable terputus from the collapsing stage potong badan aweks in vertical cut putus setengah, kena potong lembaga cencorship pasal can see her boobies after the cut caused her bra to fall off. Lame sungguh lembaga cencorship kita, killjoy sungguh.

Whatever it is, we had fun yesterday night, lepas ni cari cerita kartun pulak, since she can sit still and watch. Have a good week fellas, love your family, love yourself.

XOXO

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Pity Story

sad story just happen, a friend's brother is being chased around by thugs because he owed them just over 9K. what will happen to our world, I can see the end of it so clearly now. cops are just not helping, if it is reported the gangs will find out, but how? if not the insider inside the department itselves informing the ghouls. tsk....9K and the price of soul, maybe will be up on e-Bay soon. I pray for his safety.