Friday, October 15, 2010

SPERMA MAN

haha tak jadi pencen, Najib kasi elaun pencen so nak pencen tua la. Blogging sampai beruban. Apalah alkisah arini? OK... merujuk kepada tajuk di atas, I have an essay to write.

Tapi memandangkan hamba sungguh pemalas maka hamba pendekkan cerita kepada beberapa siri. Starts with...

SEX CATERING

overheard somewhere at airport cafeteria.

makcik A : laki si MIMI ada skandal lahh.... lama dah, tu hal la so sedih all the time.
makcik B : sapa? kita kenal kah?
A - ala.....seketeri dia la, sexy Betty tuh!
B - oh wau!!! in that case she provides sex catering. well kind of Monica Lewinsky-ish.

ME ; ---smile---


SPERMA MAN

you all know my baby Joy is a mouthful right now. One time we brought her to a game floor in a supermarket. Main kuda statik token 50 sen rides, main street fighter machine, drift king race an so on... so when we parents had enough already and the kids screaming wanting more, we had to sweeten our way with ice cream offer. then we go for McD's ice cream and swhile we sit and wait for movie time, bah suddenly Joy shouted out loud, made people laugh and adults give us unwanted stares.

Mommy!!!! SPERMA MAN!!!

lama lah mak fikir2, until one time my eyes stop at one candy shop, there it was, the great SUPER MAN. anak aku... berik malu sungguh.

10 comments:

AmirFX said...

Lucu ehh.. haha... Ingt ktk nak nambah anak baru gik...

Faizal n Fashitah said...

Aok eh.. mena kata amir ya. Kamek dah mikir kitak nak nambah anak baru gik tek eheheheheheh.. Sperma man! ekekeek...

Khairul Antasha said...

hahaah sperma man..

pssssttt..polah entry psl kelebihan olaki kaku & beku(x romantik & x manjak2..haha)

fLo said...

hahahahha...adoh! sperma man indah.....lucu na...

BSI-BSR-VIVIAN said...

hahahaha gney la boleh jd sperma man ndah ow..hha lawak..lawak..

mr_abs said...

omg. hahaha. sperma man? aiee. twijaa baby. nang cerditlah mulut ya. hahaa

joynstar said...

haha kan?

Other than superman, spiderman pun sama juak. nya madah spermemen tapi mun dengar bagus2 bunyi sperma man. haha

dukunlintahplk said...

mesti nya tuaija ngambik mak nya nak ahahaha :p

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Joynstar, ahaa! Listening to gossip, huh? Couldn't help smiling read that 'sex scandal', ha ha.
Kids can be fun too....
My friend's son once at his house dinner party was fooling around with a toy hammer and accidentally hit his fingers. He a 3 year old! And he let go a very loud 4 letter word!

There were 8 of us friends, and wives too....everyone laughed till tears came out!
And his mother saying, "you see la! He follows what his father says"! Ha ha ha.
Have a nice day, Lee.

Uncle Lee said...

Hello Joynstar, just dropped by say hello.
Your this mention above reminds me of old days we used to put a title after our names, Eg. Lee, (KSM).
Stands for 'kerjah sampai mati', ha ha ha.
Have a nice day, Lee.