GAY vs LESBIAN

AKU SUKA TENGOK PEREMPUAN CANTIK, MAKA LESBO KAH AKU?

hari-hari aku berdiri menengok orang lalu dan lalang bergoyang-goyang sekeliling dunia tangan mereka busy menjinjing beg-beg mahal ori mahupun replika berjenama LV, COACH, PRADA, CHANEL, Burberry, YSL...memang aku suka tengok perempuan bergaya, perempuan putih, cantik, tinggi, bibir sexy ala angelina jolie...lipstik warna nude...tights...oh tidak..so sexy!!!

lazim lah aku yang tinggi (tak cukup inci), slim and shaddy ini suka tengok perempuan cantik, fantasi aku yang ingin seperti mereka, berjalan seperti atas angin, cantik...bawa beg mahal-mahal, Mandy cakap beg LV kat butik harga nya paling cikai lebih RM1500, majoriti harga lingkungan 2 ke 3 ribu..kenapa aku lihat banyak sungguh LV dijinjit perempuan sekarang bersama shopping bag as a proof diorang beli ori in case orang macam aku bertanya. hahaha... kaya sangat kah perempuan zaman sekarang? atau shopping bag pun dah di'tiruan' juga?


kalau lelaki suka tengok lelaki dikata GAY, aku perempuan yang suka menengok perempuan hot and fabulous apa pula? LESBO?

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

everybody facebooking izzit?
what that makes me?
a person without a facebook account
FACELESS?

MENCIK KU SIKDA BONOS!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Najib aku tarik balik statement ku malam tadik memuji-muji rupa kau kedak hensem-hensem bapak. Aku sak ati ko sik merik bonos ngan mek orang. Aku sak ati ko merik gred 41 ke atas (sah-sah gaji daktok dah besar) RM500 juak ujung taun tok. Aku sak ati manas tok aku sik dapat beli handbag idaman gara-gara ko kedekut duit BAPAK kau. Bukan laki ku sikmok beli, aku mok beli guna duit AKU, dah sik boleh! Siney kah konsep 1Malaysia kau kinek tok? Kesineykah? Kenak sikda konsep 1Bank? Sikda 1Bulan Bonos? Haruslah aku ngerepak sampey ke esok.



Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILL YOU MARRY AGAIN?

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my Mercedes?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'
HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed.'

WIFE: - silence …..

HUSBAND: ' . . . Oh Shit!'

JAGA TAKORANG!!!

Ada sik takorang terkenak penyakit berwabak nama Facebook? Dalam ya ada Farm Ville, Farm Town, apa Ville apa Town segala. Aku sik sakit koh...coma...

Aritok aku sik ngembak broadband turun keja. Alu la aku pinyam internet/laptop Ashley tek kedong nya keluar berdating ngan chan nya. Alu lah aku dipesan nyaga Cafe' World nya tek... Aku sikda Facebook alu pandey main game ya koh. Masak dak kebab nya, stew nya, tikka massala la apa la. Kira berdedikasi juak la aku sebagai 'stand-in' chef nya tek, harus sebab nya nombor dua dalam ranking players ya. Yarabbbi...nasib la aku sikda Facebook, mun ada alu sik terjaga anak ngan laki leka berkebun dan berniaga.

Kenak kitakorang harus ada Facebook, Twitter, Friendster(aku ada tapi lamak bena sik ngabas), Tagged, High5 dan apa-apa aje yang ada terhidang. Bagi aku mun mauk juak join harus tauk jaga dirik oh.. Kawan mekorang marek baruk jak ditepon gerex oversea(konon) mintak nulong bayar charge ngembak extra cash ke Kastam. Yala jangan bahalol bin tolol merik nombor tepon ke orang yang sik dikelala kita. Crita tek gitok;

kawan mekorang nama Jericho(awww) dalam Tagged ada berkawan ngan laki Canada nama *toot* ntah aku sik ingat, let's name him Alo. lamak-lamak bertenet tek alu la si Alo tek madah mok datang Malaysia. si Jericho tek pun berik la handphone number nya ke Alo dengan harapan akan bertemu sik lamak gik. si Alo tok ada madah nya akan mbak duit untuk bukak sigek enterprise sitok and Jericho bakal jadi manager nya. berbunga riang la si Jericho tek nunggu, sehingga la marek Alo telipon madah ngan Jericho nya dah sampai KLIA and kenak tahan Kastam sebab nya mbak terlalu banyak cash. so pendek cerita Kastam suruh nya bayar fee sebab mbak too much cash. tok nang bulak la sebab Kastam sik mencukei duit walau bergala ne dimbak kita dari oversea. nasib la Jericho tek sik lembut ati mayar bank-in duit ke akaun laki ya tek.

so aku dengan segala siviknya mencarik kebenaran giney kah prosedur nya mun mbak duit banyak dan berurusan ngan Kastam seperti berikut;

ECM13-Import & Eksport Ringgit Dan Matawang Asing Oleh Pengembara Pemastautin/Bukan Pemastautin berkuatkuasa 01 Mac 2006

- wang kertas RM tidak melebihi RM1,000 untuk setiap individu

- wang kertas asing termasuk cek kembara TIADA HAD

- perlu meminta kebenaran terlebih dahulu jika

a) membawa KELUAR wang kertas asing dan cek kembara melebihi USD10,000

b) membawa MASUK dan KELUAR wang kertas RM melebihi RM1,000

bagaimana?

- tulis dan fax surat permohonan ke Bank Negara menyatakan nama, tarikh perjalanan, tujuan perjalanan, nombor passport dan jumlah wang yang hendah dibawa

INGAT!!!

- Kastam tidak mengenakan bayaran duti untuk wang tunai anda (waima seguni pun)

- Kastam TIDAK menerima bayaran apa-apa cukai secara 'bank-in' ke pihak ketiga, that is SCAM!!!

So now kitakorang tauk dah, iboh madah mami sik madah... Lelah ku mencarik fakta kes pakey kitak urang.

Ingat oh.. Iboh sebarang merik nombor tepon ngan urang. Nombor akaun, walau nya madah nya mauk berik duit pecoma ke kitakorang. Untung... ne da orang murah hati gik di dunia tok.

Bah...jaga diri,hiasi peribadi (apakah...)

Buhbye bebeh...

SIGNIFICANT significant

~heyo...~
so long ya, I've been soo busy AND lazy too. sorry...

Writing is never boring to me, just that sometimes ideas are hard to come by. Been bloghopping for a week and it really doesn't help. Well, whatever...

Last Sunday was my Mr Vai's 29th birthday and we had a modest party for him. Some BBQ and a tasty Roman cheesecake for dessert. I gave him a black Sembonia wallet as present the very morning. He hugged me thank you, paused for a while and said that I am already a GIFT to him. No hadiah necessary. Awww.....kan?

There are a few special people in my life I so love and cherish till the end. My family, my friends who are like family and other friends who simply make life worth living.


The top of the cream now is Mr Vai, my beloved and my soulmate. He loves to let me know he adores me, he loves making fun of me and funny thing is I love it. He's well tall, dark and round in the middle yet handsome in bed.oopsss... Ya, he's lovely, loving and caring, not really the kind you can easily find nowadays. Very intellectual and refreshing with thoughts and ideas to munch. It's never boring talking to him, I am a chatterbox myself so can't stand a silent dude. We share a lot of interest and equally opposite as well enough to keep us attracted to each other like magnets. We both love eating and I'm partly to blame for his round tummy nowadays. He's defensive about me, and I need that about him. I hope dearly that we will remain as loving, romantic and supportive as we are today, maybe even more with time.


Then there is my baby Joy. A lovely little thing with curly hair and big eyes, endless energy and helpless angel moping around with her charm and cuteness. The house is at awe with her, adorable thing that doesn't seem to eat, drink Coke(daddy's fault) and yes at 17 months stuff her face with fries and coke thanks to her dad and grandpa. She is the big-red-sweet-crunchy apple of my eyes. She can call her daddy and to annoy me the dad-girl pair doesn't seem to learn how to call mommy. She call me nan, or nenek sometimes. huh...daddy's girl gonna be.


My own daddy is wonderful, loving and always supportive in any means. He'd been my solid rock for years since mommy died. He remarried when I was about 4 and it took a while to bond with his new missus. My siblings are more than 10 years ahead of me so I pretty much befriend my dad my whole life. That, I believe what makes me OLD in the head. He's 60 this year and yet still handsome and genius with his painting. No word can describe him enough, but enough said he's the greatest daddy God can give me.


And there's Darien, my stepson, Mr Vai guy buddy, the only one who can contest for his affection other than baby Joy. When the two kids around, I take a back seat. They're impossible to contain, put me in love-hate situation many times. Mr Vai spoil them to the bits and I often become bitter sulking for myself. Darien is adorable in a way only he can, only to pull my hair and make me chase him around later. Children, you just can't be patient enough with their pranks.


My cousin Barbie, the one I'd love to be close to forever. Just distance and it's possible. We love planning for a night out, shopping trip etc...only to find that we're in different ZIP code area. Maybe we can save that for our old days.


My bestie, Irene is pregnant with her new baby. She had most of my girlish secrets and heart pain. She knows my crushes and secret admirers as we call it. Me too, know her secrets color coded from light to dark ones. We laugh at our own stupid jokes and used to share many dreams or angan-angan atas angin and they are all perfectly dreamt. And yet now we're far apart, maybe we can reunite before we're too old.


And here, my new potential bestie is Ashley, my ever ready taxi and laugh as loud as I do. My bloggerina friends I love to read, you guys really cheer my boring and downbeat days. LOVE you Love you SO very much!!!


Do you love anybody?

KeSiNeY kAh

adoh....lamak sik ngereco mahupun ngerepak.. yalah kan..dari ku ngerepak memacam jak berik hilang aura seri urang maca belog ku bagus ku diam jak. bukan apa, duak tiga menjak tok mood ku itam sehitam spiderman ngembak ku mala jak bergramus ngan boss meruyan ku tek nak? tapi lamak dua menjak ku temu nya macam dah insaf jak. mesra!!!(sila imagine BOB) jak ngan aku, alu sik ngutik dah nya..ok la, urang mauk berdamai kan, terimak jak la...

bah..bah..apa la jadi ngan aku lamak aku diam dalam inkubator tek? hm...aku rasmi mula membaca, as of real reading. lamak sik baca membaca, jadi luguk palak otak sik pandey pikir, jadi sik kreatif and manjak ngan google. so aku mulakan ngan novel, when I say novel meaning english novel k... aku baca;

Barbara Taylor Bradford
*the ravenscar dynasty
*the heir

Carrie Adams
*the stepmother

Nelson DeMille
*the gate house

best... tapi sikda la aku mok ngambar buku-buku ya.. malas ku.. bah aku mok baca agik. lak ku dah sembuh sakit mata membaca banyak-banyak buku ku nulis belog gik. hehhe... malasnya....