Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Something To Laugh At During Valentine

*pre-read warning, marriage isn't for everyone, for some, it's just plain disaster.

Marriage Humour:

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'


Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'


Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


Stress Reliever

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'


Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!! '


Faizal n Fashitah said...

Ekekeke..leput mek nangga part nok tajok 'Stress Reliever' ya. Mun kitak nangga memena nok line dot dot dot debah ya.. tangada jak tanda `!' ndah rah sia ekekekeke....

joynstar said...

ededeh....asal kitak jak baca alula tertemu typo raban ku owh, makseh...

mena lah, belom kawen memang la suweet jak kan? unless bebenar sherashi [kata ajai tok] baruklah barang ya dapat diterimak sebagai asamboi urang dah berlaki bini.

Felicia F. Ramzi said...

hahaha, ampey juak jaik onglaki oo.. ya nyuruh ku malas nak kawen..hahaha..tedah kmk maca part 'Your sense of Humour!' yahhhhhh, coba laki kmk madah gia, so long fella!
*lelah nilit ney tanda ! ya? udah di perbetulkah? haih..lelah k horoscope. eh, miroskop

joynstar said...

eh...boh jerak mok belaki, kenak pangkong aku ngan mak ko klk. huih....boh giya, tok for some ajak...just to say not everybody find marriage as a blessing.

aok, ! ya dah dipadam. makseh shekgu

Hajib said...

thanks for sharing these jokes... best ado juakk... alu semangat nak valentine tok.. kekeke