Thursday, February 9, 2012

ARE YOU IN LOVE?

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her..

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

-smile-


Tuesday, February 7, 2012

IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED...

This is for you,and for you to share with your wife,your children,everyone you know.

1 . Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. If a robber asks for your wallet and / or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and / or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet / purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.the driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead start the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes get out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot,or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door . Some serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back and get someone –guard / policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.(Stairways are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then,it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathy of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ' for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

CAREFUL LADIES, GUYS – TELL YOUR WOMEN ABOUT THIS

Saturday, February 4, 2012

LATE START...I FELT LIKE I DIED

Hi Journalog,

I've been away long enough I've lost my sense of obligation towards this blog. A lot had happened since end of November towards christmas and then earlier this year. Last year towards the end of 2011 my eldest brother passed away, around 3 years after my 2nd eldest also a brother. Now it's only me and my sister, I really pity my old man.

So now it's February, I think I should restart what I actually loved doing---blogging my heart. Friends still asks me the cause of death which i really don't feel like talking about for it brings pain to my heart as I'm the one close to him and I don't feel like I did my best to help him during his life.

This year I think I will push hard to re-invent this blog, well I'm growing older anyway. Perhaps....pray to dear Lord Mr Vai's wish for a new home for us becoming a reality. Can't wait also to have the time to post pictures of my latest hobby, beading. White kebaya with pearl details is my latest project and I shall post pictures once I'm done.

So to whomever reading, I'm sorry I've been away too long. Miss Airline always asked me when am I going to write again so yeah I'll be back. Or rather I'm back. Toodles!!!

XOXO

Friday, November 11, 2011

Kau Hensem Dimata Aku

Hi....just now berdiri di arrival hall airport, aku jual mata ke restaurant airport, there's a guy wearing singlet, koyok bertepek bahu kiri, seluar pendek, selipar tong sin ka apa, kurus, kecik, hitam, rambut smart, handphone flip mahal. Bapak nya baju biru lusuh, kolar hijau fluoresen, seluar pendek, selipar crocs kedai apek Ah Teng, maknya baju putih seluar hitam yang makin lama diperati makin serupa aunty2 cleaner. Anak beranak tok baru jak hantar anak dara sidak nait belon, kali sambung sekolah ka kerja. Knowing Miri the oiltown, the abang might be rigger or apa2 kerja offshore, but that's not the case.

Si anak so sabar layan orang tuanya, TUA ya, senyum nya... Bapak tuanya makan slow2 nya perati jak, nanga dari jauh lembut jak nya klaka ngan orang tuanya. Kita kelaka ngan orang tua kita kadang2 lupa senyum sentiasa kedak melayan customer. Aku perhati lelaki ya, aku konfiden nya single, mungkin berkorban jaga family dolok dari berbini. Sebab laki ya nampak muda...disebalik hitam kulitnya terbakar.

Aku perhati lama2 sebab beg lambat settle dari perut belon, laki ya sik ensem, tapi sebab aku suka nya 'ramah' dengan orang tuanya, aku rasa nya very handsome. Pengajarannya, berbuat baiklah kamu terhadap orang tua kamu, Tuhan itu maha adil, akan ada orang yang sedar kebaikan kamu, Dia akan hadiahkan pahala untuk kamu, ganjaran yang kamu tidak tahu... Kedak nya, sik hensem, tapi aku tiba2 rasa nya hensem dimata hati aku. Bless his soul.

Aku dah madah aku pemalas ya ampun.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

AOK SIK JADI BUNUH DIRI

Aok seperti selalu tajuk entry memang sikda kena mengena. Ohai sesapa yang membaca, mek sehat, cuma makin malas jak. Apa tek madah mok relocate blog, re-post entry, tapi malas mengalahkan b4b1 so sik jadi juak kerjaan ya. Sayang ada juak, walaupun tau blog angit tok setahun sekali nge-date.

Aok kak tok sedaya upaya rajin, sebab antara azam 2011 is to start committing myself to record in any way my life journey. Sak sik lelah cerita ke anak bila dah tua, sidak pun jeluak nengar mek rewind cerita lamak. So sesapa rajin lak bacalah nya...Ney tauk dalam blog tok terjumpa wasiat indah haha...

Aok kak tok macam2 usaha perlu dilakukan untuk mek rajin, mek tengah gila membaca tok, sapa suruh org molah WATTpad? Sapa suruh supply buku-buku free pakey mek maca? Sapa suruh sidak pandey gilak nulis cerita? SAPA???

Aok kak tok moga-moga sik malas gik, mala jak baca kesah orang. Ok mok tukar nama karakter juak k

Laki mek agik = Mr Vai
Anak teruna = Damien
Anak dara = Joy

Sekian mekaseh....


Jumpa Lagi Mun Sik Malas Esok _muahahahahaha

Thursday, August 25, 2011

GIGI BATU

Bulak title entry atas nun koh...

Napa oh? Apa fenomena wordless someday tok melanda blog? Bagi kamek mun sikda idea mok nulis atau masalah kita tok terlalu besar untuk dikerepak sik la perlu post waima setahun, sik hal. Adakah blogger kinek tok tertekan mok molah update?


Hehe sikla mek nganok ho, tapi terpiker juak dari siney asal usul keja tok. Rasanya macam si Elia ex KFCM ya yang selalu polah wordless day kan? Mok juak kali, tapi mok ngkah gambar apa? hehe....


Selamat babai, XOXO

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

SELAMAT BERPUASA... I'M BACK!!!

Auk dah berkarat prepo umah tok koh, masa mok mukak blog tok tek tersaruk password indah. Lelah nyapu uras2, sikda la pulak urang merindu diriku, tapi biarlah... Blog tok tempat meluah isi perut dan juruk parit hidup mek. Apa kabar baybeh2 aku sekelian???? Maaf lah mak lamak sik ngapdet, bukan lah kamek masuk rehab - no, no, no...

Mek merajuk jak ngan sesetengah urang ya, menchik nar. Membenchi diriku, lalu menjaja ke donia pohret-iks nya bahawa mek tok loba, propa dan parking sekalian. Mun inggar iboh la macha blog mek ho?

Sepanjang kamek sik ada, sik la juak sik wujud nak... Macha blog urang, amik teladan, ngomen jak sik. Muhasabah dirik... Dah kak tok haruslah kamek menjengah dah mengomen sak urang tauk umah tok dah ada urang. Sik mok berjarah? Mak tak kesah... Saja jak mok gago kedirik.

Kedong dah pulang umah tok, mek mok nyusun agenda baru, moga2 kak tok rajin gik memoret dirik, sak jak urang ya muntah ijo inggar ngan kamek, ada mek kesah??? Bak kata Kak Lehot... ♥ haihhhh kawu thek kachakkkkkkkk ♥