TAHNIAH BELANJA CUMA RM5

char kueh tiaw - RM 3
satay singgit 3 cucuk - RM 1
keropok lekor - RM 1

= haha RM 5 sahaja!!!

SELAMAT BERPUASA happy bersungkei !

Kedak orang lain juak, aku mauk sihat sejahtera selalu. Tapi aku pun kedak orang lain juak lah sebab aku pun sakit juak walaupun sentiasa berharap sihat. Faham sik apa kerepak ku tok??

~LoL

OK lah...post ariya aku madah ku sakit, kali lah virus H1N1 yang ringan, nama pun kerja ngan public kan? Pakey la mask ka, cuci tangan ribu-ribu rina kali ka, tetap juak kenak tempias sakit nya. Nang imposssipazel lah sik kenak. Sakit bebenar la aku sik la sakit bulak nak; makan sik lalu, masak la apa pun memang sik rasa nyaman. Tido sik puas-puas sampey sakit badan ne ndak alah gurin ajak-ajak. Sakit palak iboh jak lah, nang berpapan-papan panadol makan ku, asa berdenyut2. Muscle nang sakit semua, sikboh jak ngarap la orang sakit mok nulong molah keja rumah. Nasib la aku setakat batuk ajak sikda sore throat ngan asma. Mun ndak kenak kuarantin la aku tek nak? Berblogging dalam wad. Hari tok..aku rasa sihat dikit. Sik la merinsak rasa, ubat pun dah habis cuma tinggal tunggu antibodi semulajadi badan bekerja sendiri. Ingus agik ada, sora agik sik sama, tapi badan nang ada sihat rasanya. Orang madah mun dah sakit sikkan sakit agik musim ya, bena kah?

Bah tok bukan la kes nya. Adapun kisah betul mok ku usha tok adalah bersempena bulan posa yang setat esok. SELAMAT BERPUASA kepada kawan-kawan yang berposa, kepada yang sik berposa selamat mentekedarah bazaar ramadhan. Haruslah kita ngangkut segala-gala juadah yang dijual di tamu nun kelak. Musim posa tok nang pelik-pelik barang makan yang timbul. Nama-nama makanan nang aku bebal; aku beli sama ada sebab nya pelik, nampak nyaman or simply kacak. hahaha.... Beli kak ya sik makan, hidang pakey kenyang mata jak. Paling bagus mun ku beli kak ya makan sambil jalan di tamu'. Tapi sik sopan nak makan berdiri, marah cikgu Rahmat ngan aku, kenak lekok palak gik kedak dolok. Pokoknya nang bulan posa tok bulan aku membazir lah. Beli-beli-beli-sik-makan-habis-masuk-peti ais-keras-buang-beli baru! Budus sik? Nang siktauk bersyukur ada kemampuan makan sampey berbazir segala.

Tapi susah sebenarnya mauk mengawal nafsu berbelanja di tamu. Selagi ada duit pecah (hehe ne sik pecah sengaja mbak RM50) selagi ya la angkut plastik hitam, biru, putih, merah nak kerek-kerek ya. So last year mpun bulan posa aku belajar nahan dirik so aku share ngan takorang yang sik posa tapi rajin mentekedarah bazaar ramadhan. Orang nak posa sik dapat la mok ikut kelas mak tok ho? Unless la kitakorang sanggup berbuka selamba katak di tamu jak. Tapi mun mauk beli pakey makan sefamily paksa la tapau kan..so sik terpakey la tips aku tok.

Tips tok bagi yang agik single, isik rongan kedirik la, atau kitakorang keja shift nak suka ngelayor dekat-dekat masa mok sungkei. Ngegeh kan? Sik posa mauk juak sungkei bagai.

1. Ngembak sikit duit. Paling banyak pun RM15. Paling bagus RM 10 jak sorang.

2. Pertama beli aik, minum kan. RM1 @ RM2

3. Ngagak buntut manok, beli dan makan terus secucuk. Ya alas perut namanya. RM2

4. Bila perut dah ada isik aik, ada buntut manok, kurang lahapnya.. Terus la beli desert kuih ka buah ka, sak selera makan tergendala sekejap. Perut kita tok perlu masa hantar isyarat slow ke otak madah tahap sebenar 'kelaparan' rongan kita. RM1

5. Ilek la bejalan survey tamu sambil nanga mpuan/laki kacak, perasan kacak atau sik kacak lalu sementara nunggu perut ngeluar isyarat. 5 minit kedak ya. Nah.. kurang sebenarnya serakah kita kak ya. So dengan baki kira-kira RM 10 @ RM5 ya, beli la sigek main course seperti nasik beriyani ka laksa ka apa-apa la yang ingin tek untuk kitakorang makan di opis atau di rumah (single tek nak..). Makan dan minum dengan aik kosong jak, tek dah minum manis.

Tada!!!! Jimat sik? Aku last year limit RM10 jak pakey ku sorang, keja malam selalunya la. Tapi sik boleh la berbajet mun mauk mbak pulang nak? Sik cukup pakey mak-bapak mentua, laki dan ipar duai kita.


So, untuk yang single, cukup-cukup la RM10 ya OK? Jaga makan, jaga bajet dan jaga kesihatan. Dalam seminggu 3 kali ngabas tamu boleh la,,jangan jak hari-hari nak? Dah! Baruk jak sihat, alu la...hehe..

Selamat Berpuasa!!! Biar posa setengah hari, jangan posa setengah hati! Yang bercinta (Pak Dukun..) jangan sampey lupak kitakorang ya posa... Jaga tingkah laku ya! Untuk yang jauh di sebelah benua (YB Oon) jangan sedih, kira positive side lah penah merasa beposa dan raya di tanah orang. Kepada divarina-divarina pula, kurangkan lazer, sebelum nganok orang mintak maaf dolok. OK la..babai...


XoXo

I'M DOWN...Down...down...

Uh!!! Can weekend be so unfortunately unenjoyable?

Last Saturday I had a very BAD fever. That plus running nose, headache, and dry cough. Worried it might be H1N1 thing I decided to be checked at the MGH. My friends recommended private clinics but I remembered somebody from MCMC told me any H1N1 suspected case will be refered to GH. Why waste time going around so to MGH I went.

I hadn't had a single meal since breakfast that day, I just can't eat anything. So with just milo fueling me up I felt like I was going to faint right there in front of the ER. However I managed to pull up enough energy to go through check-up and pick up my meds.

And this is where they got to my nerve. While I was feeling like I'm dying, I have to climb my way up and walk to the very end of the block to claim my meds, wtf? . Why the HELL was the pharmacy placed so far away from check-up area? How if we the sick who are too weak to even get off the chair let alone walk up the stairs drop down and ended up dead knocking our head on hard floor?

Though I can admit there was an improvement in term of staff service (though I seriously believe it was because my MA was a male,flirt factor), there are still so many rooms for improvement. It's been more than 15 years since my last GH visit. Maybe some 20 more years to go before I can be satisfied with our hospital's public service quality.

There you go, now i have to swallow 16 antibiotic pills, 3 flu pills, 30ml cough syrup and 6 panadols a DAY for 5 days! Great... So there, I hope I'll be OK soon. But for now, allow me some good rest. You healthy fellows, enjoy your day, wear your mask, use instant antibacterial hand sanitizer, eat proper meal and PRAY that you don't get sick.

*and my ear felt numb, my body still feels tight~sigh~

FOR THE STONE THROW AWAY

~finally~
he's coming back to me
he's coming back home
so close
I'm counting the hours
yet felt so long
it's OK
~sigh~

this song is just right, so right

CRY WHEN U CAN'T SAY A THING

~after sometime I realized I can't sit still, lets post anyway

Why do we women cry a lot? Can't we be more ignorant like men? Can we pretend that cut in our heart is just a momentary pain? Can't we just smack his face instead of crying like a fool begging him to stay when we know he can't wait to walk away? Why do we make a shit out of ourselves when there are a lot more men waiting for us to find? Why are we women always hoping that there's a perfect man left in this world when we know that we are NOT perfect either.

Woman is a crying creature. She'd cry since the day she was born, when she's happy, when she's in pain, when she's in love, when she's angry, whenever practically. Some are even expert in crying their way into winning an argument. But do we have to cry all the time? What do we hope to gain from our wasted teardrops? And mind you...man don't understand tears.

I myself quit hoping long time ago. And now I ended up with a beautifully flawed Mr Vai. He's not a bit perfect, and I like the way he flawed. Seasoned and ripe of life's experience. We have our fair share of argument now and then, but still all those downtime made us know each other better. Men will always be men, so sometimes he can't understand why I'm overboardly upset. And like other girls, my fit of anger is always exaggerated. Unlucky I am, he's not the kind who will say sorry. To him his act shows 'em. And I have to make do with that, meaning mending my own broken heart.

But I on the other hand have my own bad apple. I'm not a good cook, I'm irritating and annoying to many point, not many can stand my cynical choise of remark and most of the time I tend to slip into negative thinking. But that doesn't sum me up. Mr Vai said that I'm a good girl, honest, sweet, kind hearted and cute without even trying. There are other good things about me of course, but that's all I would put to list.

To sum up everything, there's no point crying over a man. But if you love him so much, cry anyway. If crying makes you feel better, cry anyway. If crying can win you sympathy, just drown the universe. I always felt overwhelmed to the point that I can't mouth a word, felt chocked up, I ended up crying all the time. So its OK to cry.

MY SYSTEM

My head hurts

My muscle~tiny~ sore

I feel lazy

Nobody really updated anything so won't I

Resting uncomfortably

Why doesn't it rain yet?

ODDS OF WINNING A LOTTERY

LIFE IS A GAMBLE - who came up with that one?

If there is an establishment able to cure lottery addiction I'd certainly drag Mr Vai through the door. True, like many men out there my Mr Vai can't seem to have enough of attempt buying with the hope of winning the 4D Magnum, countless TOTO and the forever 'so close to hit' CASHSWEEP. While I don't understand the 'permutation' concept, he is always well versed on the terms and concepts.

Yes he's overseas now, but that doesn't stop him from buying in any sense if he wants to. He got his friend on-call with debit account to my knowledge and annoyance. And there's online gaming. This is when technology does the dirty deed. But I'm glad anyhow, he IS slowing down on betting games. Guess all the money down the drain isn't as much an investment he once sees it as. Never winning can dampen any player's spirit 'eh?

Back to the topic, what is the ODD of ever winning lottery? After doing my 2 hours research on the net I wouldn't want to dish out exact figure because I thought the numbers are really made-up most of the time, but take the figures as nearly correct. However after 2 grueling hours enslaving my eyeballs in front of the pc, I think buying big or buying small doesn't make the whole investment its worth. If you are cursed to always have a black cat somewhere around your universe or your line where you are queing is always slower, chances of winning will be very LOW. Yeah...luck plays MAJOR role in winning.

Speaking of odds;

Mega TOTO 6/52 may well be said at 1:20,358,520

TOTO Jackpot 6/49 in another hand is 1:13,983,816

And the craziest mind-bogging part will be 4D
- to have all possible numbers between 0000 to 9999 you will have to spend RM10K. That is to win FIRST prize down to consolations. Is this a mega-permutation?


Oh My God!!! Why did I do that research? Now Mr Vai will think RM10K is worth investing. Blame the www again! I can't resist it. My mom is more of an addict than my dad.

And how do we live with all our extra spending every 3 draws a week plus 2 or 3 random special draws? How do we allow complaining on food price hike-up and turn a blind eye to our vast 'investment'? Is our car number really lucky? Is there really a trend in numbers that wins?

OK or forgive me on that bad luck remark just now, is it possible karma will interfere in such way that a world-beaten fellow usually wins the dough? How about the first time punters? Ever, I heard a first-timer who bought RM5 of 6D received a sum of RM500,00. How unfair is that?

Now I believe I made the point. It doesn't matter how much tou buy, it is how lucky you are. Unless of course, if you are a statistics freak who believes in probabilities. And unless if you happen to be dreaming of Choy Sun Doa or your right palm itches then it is wise to consider investing!

Seriously... Can I annoy you more?

-written by a disturbed mind-