Ahaha hadoi...suk ati ku. Mak hayam Popeser Oon dah nge-ON blogging gik...sik la suram nyawa ku mukak blog. Rindok ati!
Apapun hari-hari ku seperti biasa..apa tek betukar opis tek nak memang la gago menyesuaikan diri ngan opis, tapi banyak gik susahnya mok nyesuai dirik ngan urang baru. Manusia tok kedak baju dalam kedey...berbagai gaya saiz warna...semua agik bau kedey...tapi dah kita beli bayar di kesyer ngembak balit baru kita tau...baju ya luntur sik kenak cuci? Tahan sik bejemur panas matahari? Boleh sik ngempas nepuk jak dalam washing machine? Kuat sik jahitnya? Ha...kedak yalah manusia ditemu aku sitok. Seikhlas aku tok madah...sikda sorang pun dipecayak ku gilak ho...sebab macam ada talam jak semua pakey beridang. Pendekatan aku bila nemu keadaan kedak tok...jauhkan diri jak. Sebab nang sikda ubatnya koh...penyakit berkurun dah ya. Dilayan merik sakit hati jak.
Aku tok babo...tapi suka bersusei..so kadang-kadang sik teringat ngan sapa aku pernah bersusei kisah ku...tauk-tauk datang urang bersindir bagai mulut insuren takaful sekitar kita...terasa kedirik padan muka ku! Dah jadi kedak ya...kinek tok aku sik menyusei pun ngan sapa-sapa hal peribadi ku...jerak palak ku. Maka tek apa niat bukan mok ngeso...tapi dah urang sik suka jadi la nya bahan berita buletin tonton. Pengajarannya sitok...jangan mudah gilak bersusei cerita ujung kain kita ngen urang. Faham ku...kita tok rasa mok ada orang dengar kita...berkongsi cerita...tapi yalah guna sorang duak kawan rapat yang boleh dipercayai...biar jauh biar lamak sik jumpa tapi nya boleh simpan cerita kita. Zaman teknologi tok Dallas rasa dekat jak ngan Kuching...apa salahnya berhubung terus... Nok baru dikenal tok bukan apa....payah kita mok maca karetor urang sorang...ujung-ujung apa dicerita kita dijaja nya di FB nya mati keja...
Madah pasal keja aku tok hari-hari driving lamborghini ku turun keja...adalah sigek perangei mensia diinggar ku....sidak nok nak alah-alah main brake...ko ingat keta kau jak berisik brek? mun brek manja sikhal la juak....dahnya laju tek brek suka tiba-tiba....tunggu tinggal 10 hun gik mok melantak baruk brek... Tapi mun kedak pagi tadik pun aku hinggar juak...apakah yang aku sik inggar haha....selow-selow....driving kedak samseng batu 7...merokok bukak tengkap...badan besar bertatu....keta ada sticker P....tauk ko urang belakang ya semua mok turun keja? Jarak keta nya ngan keta depan boleh padat 3 igek lori tapi mun depan nun brek nya brek juak! Agik jaoh ya nong.... Molah apa aku tek sabar? nanga stiker P kau sia...mun ndak abis ko di HON ku... Yalah aku tok kadang-kadang ya sabar jak la.... namanya sama bayar road tax... Tapi ada juak hari ku nyeringa dalam keta... 'BAPAK KO BAYAR ROAD TAX LEBIH KAH KO DRIVING ROPA YA?!' hahahaha.....
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
SAK JAK AKU INGGAR
Halu....indah jak ujan kinek tok oh...sejok-sejok sampey sikmok bangun pagi. Musim ujan kedak tok la berangan mun la aku sikboh keja... Mun la aku cuti.... Mun jak aku kaya,butter, marjerin planta... Iboh kedak ya OK? Bangun pagi...gosok gigi...cuci muka dan mandi...
Anyway title entry tok nang sik merik-merik. Bunyi orang maok ngaro urang. Sikda la seinggar ya. Berkenaan keja sebenarnya.. Ada sik takorang nemu mensia jenis dah berik betis mok paha? Berik sudu garpu pinggan mok disuak makan juak? Manusia pia tok lah yang bebenar molah bulu mansu mek begolong. Baru-baru tok tauklah takorang awal tahun, bebagey perubahan segala dasar, pelan, strategi semua mok tukar. Nok tahun marek biasalah mok bereport kan. Nok pandey pastilah molah dikmpun, masalahnya nok sik berapa maok molah, bukan sik pandey k, sikmok molah. Terpaksalah diva kampong tok juak yang molah, ngenang sikmok report sidak ya memalukan department. Sapa sik molah QC... Sapa sikda teamwork? Cuma yang molah mek lelah...dah kita molah, demand la pulak... Apa daya mek koh...berkejaran ngepong demand orang. Mok dianok ku depan-depan orang tua. Sabo je lah...
Walau mek sakit hati, walau bedarah gusi, ujungnya mek molah jak tanpa banyak soal. Mangsa keadaan? Laki ngan anak-anak lah...dengar kamek ngerepak. Hehehee.... Kitakorang luar nun iboh gia K, kesian bini orang...kesian mak orang... Mun ada kudrat molah keja dirik mpun, mintak ajar boleh tapi jangan sampai menyusahkan orang. Mok minum kopi lok...yalah cerita Monday blues mek. Ujan di luar nun...nyaman mun dapat begolong ngan laki... Amboi!!! Hik hik hik... Bye!
Anyway title entry tok nang sik merik-merik. Bunyi orang maok ngaro urang. Sikda la seinggar ya. Berkenaan keja sebenarnya.. Ada sik takorang nemu mensia jenis dah berik betis mok paha? Berik sudu garpu pinggan mok disuak makan juak? Manusia pia tok lah yang bebenar molah bulu mansu mek begolong. Baru-baru tok tauklah takorang awal tahun, bebagey perubahan segala dasar, pelan, strategi semua mok tukar. Nok tahun marek biasalah mok bereport kan. Nok pandey pastilah molah dikmpun, masalahnya nok sik berapa maok molah, bukan sik pandey k, sikmok molah. Terpaksalah diva kampong tok juak yang molah, ngenang sikmok report sidak ya memalukan department. Sapa sik molah QC... Sapa sikda teamwork? Cuma yang molah mek lelah...dah kita molah, demand la pulak... Apa daya mek koh...berkejaran ngepong demand orang. Mok dianok ku depan-depan orang tua. Sabo je lah...
Walau mek sakit hati, walau bedarah gusi, ujungnya mek molah jak tanpa banyak soal. Mangsa keadaan? Laki ngan anak-anak lah...dengar kamek ngerepak. Hehehee.... Kitakorang luar nun iboh gia K, kesian bini orang...kesian mak orang... Mun ada kudrat molah keja dirik mpun, mintak ajar boleh tapi jangan sampai menyusahkan orang. Mok minum kopi lok...yalah cerita Monday blues mek. Ujan di luar nun...nyaman mun dapat begolong ngan laki... Amboi!!! Hik hik hik... Bye!
Friday, January 4, 2013
SELAMAT TUKAR KALENDAR!
Aduhhh...nang berdebu berasap opis mak tok. Mintak mahap buat ulung-ulung perkara, kerana mak sik ambik berat hal ehwal rumah tangga. Mala jak azam tahun barunya masok skali mok aktif blogging, alu ke laut. Jadi mok dijadi hal...tahun tok mak akan sedaya upaya mengotakan kata-kata janji manisku dengan memulakan blogpost baru. Kedong dah dipejen lappy baru (yer...sempat juak mok show-off)
Pertama cerita nye tek...kenak kamek lamak sik ngapdet blog. Tahun 2012 tahun sakit mek sebenarnya. Hujung 2011 tek abang sulung mek ninggal. Apa tek 2008 abang cik mek ninggal. Bagi kamek patah seribu lagu anak Pak Lala ya nang relevan juak lah... Muka mek ceria, sora bakbak, tapi dalam hati sentiasa bedarah ngenang rasa kamek sik molah sebaik mungkin untuk ambil peduli masalah abang-abang mek dolok. Ngenang kenangan kamekorang...pilu. So kamek dah macam sik pedulik ngan barang urusan sampingan mek. Keja tempat baru...orang sekeliling baru...semua molah mek lelah.
Kedua cerita, kenak mek tergerak mok meneruskan menulis. View nok seciput duak yang konsisten ya...mek rasa terutang ngan kitakorang merik barang pakey baca. Berik gik blog susei BMS tek nak...semengat mak. Kak ya...pasal anak-anak mek. Mak rasa mak dah semakin babo...tok ajak la rujukan masa silam sidak kelak, mun mek ninggal pun sidak boleh madah ngan laki bini anak-anak toklah maknek takorang, skalor dan bau telor,erk...
Ketiga cerita dan kali yang terakhir buat masa tok ialah kerinduan kamek ngan orang-orang dalam tok. Temu kawan indah dalam blog tok oh... Tambah rencah pula opis baru mek..perangey mensia beragam-ragam. Banyak indah drama swasta sampey ada nok layak calon anugerah skrin tahun depan. So rasanya rugi sik berporetik ngan dirikmpun meskipun follower orang bertambah aku gik piya juak.
Aher kata...jumpa gik dua tiga hari gik... Selamat tahun baru....Muah!!!!
Pertama cerita nye tek...kenak kamek lamak sik ngapdet blog. Tahun 2012 tahun sakit mek sebenarnya. Hujung 2011 tek abang sulung mek ninggal. Apa tek 2008 abang cik mek ninggal. Bagi kamek patah seribu lagu anak Pak Lala ya nang relevan juak lah... Muka mek ceria, sora bakbak, tapi dalam hati sentiasa bedarah ngenang rasa kamek sik molah sebaik mungkin untuk ambil peduli masalah abang-abang mek dolok. Ngenang kenangan kamekorang...pilu. So kamek dah macam sik pedulik ngan barang urusan sampingan mek. Keja tempat baru...orang sekeliling baru...semua molah mek lelah.
Kedua cerita, kenak mek tergerak mok meneruskan menulis. View nok seciput duak yang konsisten ya...mek rasa terutang ngan kitakorang merik barang pakey baca. Berik gik blog susei BMS tek nak...semengat mak. Kak ya...pasal anak-anak mek. Mak rasa mak dah semakin babo...tok ajak la rujukan masa silam sidak kelak, mun mek ninggal pun sidak boleh madah ngan laki bini anak-anak toklah maknek takorang, skalor dan bau telor,erk...
Ketiga cerita dan kali yang terakhir buat masa tok ialah kerinduan kamek ngan orang-orang dalam tok. Temu kawan indah dalam blog tok oh... Tambah rencah pula opis baru mek..perangey mensia beragam-ragam. Banyak indah drama swasta sampey ada nok layak calon anugerah skrin tahun depan. So rasanya rugi sik berporetik ngan dirikmpun meskipun follower orang bertambah aku gik piya juak.
Aher kata...jumpa gik dua tiga hari gik... Selamat tahun baru....Muah!!!!
Thursday, February 9, 2012
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone
TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her..
SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.
FIVE:
You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.
FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
-smile-
TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her..
SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.
FIVE:
You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.
FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
-smile-
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED...
This is for you,and for you to share with your wife,your children,everyone you know.
1 . Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. If a robber asks for your wallet and / or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and / or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet / purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.the driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead start the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes get out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot,or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door . Some serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back and get someone –guard / policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.(Stairways are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then,it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathy of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ' for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
CAREFUL LADIES, GUYS – TELL YOUR WOMEN ABOUT THIS
1 . Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. If a robber asks for your wallet and / or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and / or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet / purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.the driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead start the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes get out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot,or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door . Some serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back and get someone –guard / policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.(Stairways are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then,it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathy of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ' for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
CAREFUL LADIES, GUYS – TELL YOUR WOMEN ABOUT THIS
Saturday, February 4, 2012
LATE START...I FELT LIKE I DIED
Hi Journalog,
I've been away long enough I've lost my sense of obligation towards this blog. A lot had happened since end of November towards christmas and then earlier this year. Last year towards the end of 2011 my eldest brother passed away, around 3 years after my 2nd eldest also a brother. Now it's only me and my sister, I really pity my old man.
So now it's February, I think I should restart what I actually loved doing---blogging my heart. Friends still asks me the cause of death which i really don't feel like talking about for it brings pain to my heart as I'm the one close to him and I don't feel like I did my best to help him during his life.
This year I think I will push hard to re-invent this blog, well I'm growing older anyway. Perhaps....pray to dear Lord Mr Vai's wish for a new home for us becoming a reality. Can't wait also to have the time to post pictures of my latest hobby, beading. White kebaya with pearl details is my latest project and I shall post pictures once I'm done.
So to whomever reading, I'm sorry I've been away too long. Miss Airline always asked me when am I going to write again so yeah I'll be back. Or rather I'm back. Toodles!!!
XOXO
Friday, November 11, 2011
Kau Hensem Dimata Aku
Hi....just now berdiri di arrival hall airport, aku jual mata ke restaurant airport, there's a guy wearing singlet, koyok bertepek bahu kiri, seluar pendek, selipar tong sin ka apa, kurus, kecik, hitam, rambut smart, handphone flip mahal. Bapak nya baju biru lusuh, kolar hijau fluoresen, seluar pendek, selipar crocs kedai apek Ah Teng, maknya baju putih seluar hitam yang makin lama diperati makin serupa aunty2 cleaner. Anak beranak tok baru jak hantar anak dara sidak nait belon, kali sambung sekolah ka kerja. Knowing Miri the oiltown, the abang might be rigger or apa2 kerja offshore, but that's not the case.
Si anak so sabar layan orang tuanya, TUA ya, senyum nya... Bapak tuanya makan slow2 nya perati jak, nanga dari jauh lembut jak nya klaka ngan orang tuanya. Kita kelaka ngan orang tua kita kadang2 lupa senyum sentiasa kedak melayan customer. Aku perhati lelaki ya, aku konfiden nya single, mungkin berkorban jaga family dolok dari berbini. Sebab laki ya nampak muda...disebalik hitam kulitnya terbakar.
Aku perhati lama2 sebab beg lambat settle dari perut belon, laki ya sik ensem, tapi sebab aku suka nya 'ramah' dengan orang tuanya, aku rasa nya very handsome. Pengajarannya, berbuat baiklah kamu terhadap orang tua kamu, Tuhan itu maha adil, akan ada orang yang sedar kebaikan kamu, Dia akan hadiahkan pahala untuk kamu, ganjaran yang kamu tidak tahu... Kedak nya, sik hensem, tapi aku tiba2 rasa nya hensem dimata hati aku. Bless his soul.
Aku dah madah aku pemalas ya ampun.
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